i have finally gathered my composure
No longer hyperventilating over the new Hawaii 5-0! So sure, now seems like a good of a time as any to post my thoughts. Spoilers ahead, obviously, but at this point you should be caught up. It’s Thursday people, get your shit together.
- I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
- So let’s start at the beginning: Chin lookin’ fiiiiine in a police uniform. And also, I just want to state (if I haven’t already), that I was totally team!Chin for going back to HPD and he stated to Danny exactly my reasoning - he could help Steve better within the department than just running around without help. Yeah, it sucks and I can see why Danny got pissed, but really, there was no betrayal and I think Danny got irritated for no reason. I think what drove me crazy was some of the fan reaction to it and it reminded me of why I don’t get too heavily involved with fandom in the first place (have I alienated everybody who is reading this yet? whoops)
- Oh Kono, so sad on your surfboard and yet you still look flawless.
- McGarrett in prison. I have so many ~feelings on the subject, 99% of them being completely shallow. The scruff, the orange jumpsuit, the pushups (hilarious); all of it was awesome.
- Danny & McGarrett’s conjugal visit via their eyes was a magical thing to witness.
- I like the new additions of Joe and Max are pleasant enough. Max is already adorable and Joe filling in for some of McGarrett’s daddy issues? I’m definitely on board with that (although I hope Danny still calls him out on that because I don’t know, but that’s one of my favorite things).
- Kono turning into even more of Steve’s protege; I hope this progresses throughout the season. I had a lot of high hopes for season 1, but I think with the fact that the new governor is basically benching Kono from 5-0 for a little bit, it’ll make her a little more reckless, a little more willing to take risks, and who better to learn than from her crazy SEAL boss PLUS the man who trained her crazy SEAL boss? EVERYBODY WINS (except Danny, who gets a headache anytime Kono unnecessarily pulls her gun)
- What else can I say about the Danny and Steve scene in the car? That unicorns barfed rainbows at the amazingness of it? If you look at the screen caps (and I have), there’s Steve with his ridiculous long lashes (honestly O’Lough, what part of you isn’t illegal at this point) and then Danny who kept sneaking looks back at him and then also yelling at him to get down so Steve would be safe and, I mean. WHAT EVEN, SHOW. How do you come up with ways to give us all heart attacks every week?
- Siobhan put up this little parallels photoset to compare a part of the pilot with 2x01, but I think my favorite parallel was in the pilot of Danny and Steve first riding in the car and Danny reveals the whole “Danno loves you” for the first time…flash forward to 2x01, and Danny’s talking to Grace, saying “Danno loves you” - there’s just something about that where I die a little each time thinking about it. I need to better articulate my thoughts on this, but yes. A whole world of yes.
- I liked the way the Rachel pregnancy storyline was wrapped up. I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I thought that was really sloppy writing to just kind of tack that on the season 1 finale, so I’m glad it’s pretty much come to a close. Or maybe, we’ll see how it gets dealt with, but I’m not trying to get concerned about it anymore.
- The twist at the end? Liked it. Never got 100% on board with Jenna (they pretty much gave her no personality), but now that she possibly turned on 5-0 (or is a double agent? who knows), I find her at least 35% more interesting.
- Gah, I don’t know what else to say! Except that is it Monday yet?
- (also, how does this post have 100+ notes? this fandom is the best, seriously)

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madeitsimple / via popcultaddict
Steve: How’re you feeling?Danny: Ah, you know I feel like everything hurts. It feels like it’s gonna explode. Like the worst hangover I ever had.Grace: What’s a hangover?Danny: It’s uuuh, you’ll figure it out - you’ll learn about it one day when you’re about [looks at Steve]…35?Steve: 35, 30…16.Danny: 40 years old.Hawaii Five-0; 1x23 - “Ua Hiki Mai Kapalena Pau”
I don’t know why I thought Steve said “60” instead of “16”. But god, that makes it so much hilarious and amazing.
I heard 60, too. We’re gettin’ old, Breanne, our hearing is bad. ;) But, 16 is even better. How is this show the most perfect thing ever?
Ahaha, AGREED. I mean, by tumblr’s standards, we’re practically as ancient as the Rolling Stones (kind of horrifying if you think about it…moving on, ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa ba, ba ba ba ba baaaa)
IT’S SO PERFECT, IT’S PROVIDING IDEAS FOR ITS OWN FANFIC. Steve’s first hangover at 16? I NEED IT, I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY AND I’M CONSIDERING WRITING IT BUT I WILL GLADLY READ SOMEONE ELSE’S RENDERING FIRST.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkytraHUuv1qa32meo1_500.gif)



