oh hot damn

queenofmultitasking:

absoluutebliss:

first of all, who allowed me on the internet

#the opening line of my biography

(via sex-with-a-bicycle)

heartwarm-ed:

(via relaxgandhi)

#tv: hawaii five 0 cast #crying at your beautiful bare feet #/not weird not weird at all

(Source: smoothdog, via heartwarm-ed-deactivated2012012)

volonta:

(Source: winzip, via verbanski)

I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.



If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(via monkeyknifefight, fuckyeahfbrt)

(via fuckinghemsworth)

half boy, half t-rex. one foot in both worlds. wanted by neither. 

(via lizzymaxia)

(via tw31988)

“Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.”

(Source: throwstrikes, via thegreatlonging)

kanyetwitty:

#ugh do you have a minute bitch I have a lifetime and a motel room for you

(via agrippas)

(Source: alexrusso-, via broken----wing)

favorite term for the snow shit storm that’s supposed to happen tonight:

• Snotorious B.I.G.

Who are you?!
Who are you?

 #~I was enchanted to meet youuuu~

• Appropriate post is appropriate because I just watched this AGAIN last night
• APPROPRIATE TAG IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IT CAUSED LITERAL LOLS.
• Basically, Siobhan wins the Hawaii 5-0 fandom.

(Source: wildandwild)

Disney gone wild

anjanaaaa:

Miley Cyrus smokes a bong

Demi Lovato scandalous pictures

Selena Gomez stays out past 10

(via notaudreyparker)

(via littlebirdlullaby-deactivated20)