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Character Photoset: Joey Tribbiani

Cause I’m a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean, we may not be great thinkers… or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast… but damn it! We can eat!

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julescobb:

The pilot episode of comedy series Friends premiered on NBC on September 22, 1994. The pilot introduces six friends who live and work in New York City; Monica (Courteney Cox) sleeps with a wine seller after their first date but is horrified to discover he tricked her into bed; her brother Ross (David Schwimmer) is depressed after his lesbian ex-wife moves her things out of their apartment; Monica’s old schoolfriend Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) moves in with Monica after running out of her wedding; and their friends, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe (Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow) offer them each support and advice.

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, FRIENDS!

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Jay Leno: Do you guys [friends cast] ever fight?
Courteney: No, we don’t fight.. but we get real competitive sometimes..
Jay Leno: Yeah? About what?
Courteney: Umm, alright, well. I’m gonna say something funny, that actually happened; One day I was in the set, I was sitting around, reciting this line, like, doing this imitation of Anthony Michael Hall. He has this line in a movie that goes “Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat’s what it is.” And Matthew Perry walks over to me and says “Oh, Weird Science”. And I said “No, Matthew, that’s The Breakfast Club”. And uh, he was 100% sure that it was Weird Science and I was 100% sure that it was The Breakfast Club. And for the next three hours we were totaly obsessed with this, it was the most important thing in our lifes, to find out what is the actual answer. And everyone was getting involved, we were calling our friends, the boom operatores were speaking their mind, and everyone was so sure it was the movie they thought it was, and both of them were very mixed, so we had people checking the internet, we had someone to get out and get the tapes and we were really, like, going nuts about this. And the bet kept rising, first it was 20 dollars, and we were not excited enough. And then Matthew said “Why not, if I win, I get to sleep with you, and uhh.. if you win, you get to sleep with me?”. And I was like.. “no, no no no. Yeah baby! NO.” So, anyway, we finaly thought “It has to be something really good”. We realized that Judd Nelson was over on stage 29, doing Suddenly Susan so we ran over there and found out that yes, indeed The Breakfast Club.
Jay Leno: So you won.
Courteney: I won the bet
Jay Leno: So what did you win?
Courteney: well, I think I did a pretty good job, I, um.. (sneezes) Excuse me.. (rings a bell; Matthew walks in and gives her a tissue). Five more months of that!
Jay Leno: Five more months of that, as your man slave.
Courteney: My man slave! Isn’t he good? I definitly went “Yeahh!”

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melbourneshoes:

can i get a oh my god

There is nothing about this I don’t love.

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kimidakewooooo:

We’re teeth people Zack!

HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER THIS AT ALL.

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friendsoneepisodeonescene:

Monica: Give me the muffin.
Chandler: No.
Monica: Give it to me.
Chandler: Okay, you can have it.
[He licks it. She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.]
Monica: There you go, enjoy your coffee.
Chandler: That was there when I got here.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, you will never guess who’s coming to New York.
Monica: Quick Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow!
Phoebe: Oh okay, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who’s in the Navy. He is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he’s coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Rachel: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?
[Chandler has a bite in his mouth and can’t come back]
Monica: That’ll teach you to lick my muffin!

Friends 2.23 - The One With the Chicken Pox

Oh my god, reading this was one of those “oh” moments, in that I didn’t understand when I first watched this episode a million years ago and now it’s like oh.  OHHHHHH!

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TV shows - 10 Days Challenge | 9 characters you love

#3 - Chandler Bing (Friends)

“I can’t take it any more! So you win, okay? Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today - Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from ‘Fraggle Rock’?”

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sundaystorms:

Okay so I will be now posting the Friends meme there»> friendsoneepisodeonescene.tumblr.com

May I be bold and ask you to, pretty please, reblog this and promote the tumblr? *puppy eyes*

 This tumblr is PERFECTION.

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I LOVE JACQUES COUSTEAU!

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